The Doggy Bucket List

So some clever hoomans have come up with the doggy bucket list – 50 things we are all suppose to have done before making our journey to the bridge!
Some of them are pretty good – some of them I really never want to even consider doing – so I'm going to put them here and cross them off when I complete them!

1. Flop down in front of a roaring fire
2. Go for a swim in the sea
3. Go mad in the snow
4. Dig up a flower bed
5. Do the 'Beethoven' shake and soak everyone around you
6. Have your own spot on the sofa
7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride - I dont run or nor do the hoomans
8. Attend a family picnic
9. Help your owner bag a date - I'm working on this one

10. Cheer your owner up when they are down
11. Visit a different continent - I'm happy where I am thanks 
12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle - not going to happen
13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes - I'm not a chewer no tuffs yoo see 
14. Sleep in your owners bed
15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss - I dont kiss any one ever
16. Chase a cat during a dream
17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language - I dont sit even in English
18. Join in a football game in the park
19. Meet a famous dog
20. Try your paws at dancing
21. Convince your owner you can howl English words - never going to howl
22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath
23. Howl along with your favourite song - still never going to howl
24. Ride in an open top car
25. Learn to skateboard - ha yeah right!
26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking
27. Show the postman who's boss
28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding
29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree
30. Go to work with your owner
31. Have your own social media page
32. Bound through a forest
33. Have a personalised kennel
34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs
35. Play frisbee on the beach
36. Receive your own birthday card
37. Steal someone's lunch when they're not looking
38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'
39. Eat doggy ice cream
40. Create a diversion and steal another dog's dinner
41. Run a doggy marathon
42. Receive a doggy birthday cake
43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion - I dont destroy things
44. Unwrap birthday presents - I have slaves to do that for me
45. Watch Lassie on TV
46. Be in a family portrait
47. Have a stand off with your own reflection
48. Have a favourite local pub
49. Star in a YouTube video
50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel