So
some clever hoomans have come up with the doggy bucket list – 50
things we are all suppose to have done before making our journey to
the bridge!
Some of them are pretty good – some of them I really never want to even consider doing – so I'm going to put them here and cross them off when I complete them!
Some of them are pretty good – some of them I really never want to even consider doing – so I'm going to put them here and cross them off when I complete them!
3. Go mad in the snow
7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride - I dont run or nor do the hoomans
9. Help your owner bag a date - I'm working on this one
11. Visit a different continent - I'm happy where I am thanks
12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle - not going to happen
13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes - I'm not a chewer no tuffs yoo see
15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss - I dont kiss any one ever
17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language - I dont sit even in English
18. Join in a football game in the park
20. Try your paws at dancing
21. Convince your owner you can howl English words - never going to howl
23. Howl along with your favourite song - still never going to howl
24. Ride in an open top car
25. Learn to skateboard - ha yeah right!
26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking
27. Show the postman who's boss
28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding
30. Go to work with your owner
32. Bound through a forest
33. Have a personalised kennel
35. Play frisbee on the beach
38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'
39. Eat doggy ice cream
41. Run a doggy marathon
43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion - I dont destroy things
44. Unwrap birthday presents - I have slaves to do that for me
45. Watch Lassie on TV
46. Be in a family portrait
47. Have a stand off with your own reflection
50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel
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